1. ALL I CAN DO IS GO IN BITCH

     
  2. STROKE THE BREAD

     
  3. gandalf dumbledore

     
  4. i realize im eating the pig snout

     
  5. ive been a bit quiet

    i dont like that

    chalk it up to massive amounts of games and games and games

     
  6. sun starved is a good turn of phrase

     
  7. IM HERE TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES
    AND IM ALL OUT OF NAMES

     
  8. 420 GET DRUNK
    MALT WHISKEY ALL DAY
     
  9. happy fathers day

    for all yall mothers out there
    you got to get fucked to be a mother
    shoutouts to all yall motherfuckers out there

     
  10. i have learned of the ONAN DAWN

     
  11. Eau de toilette really is toilet water, although they don’t seem to realize the repercussions of being called such considering toilet water is nasty shit water

    They might consider putting some thought into that

     
  12. the life best lived leaves the stories best told

     
  13. i find that women find discomfort comforting eg makeup and heels

     
  14. TIP OF THE DAY

    GIT GUD

     
  15. MUSCLE DICK UNGH